Az. Stretch.....I Don't try to explain to people why I ride a motorcycle "For those who understand,no explanation is needed. For those who don't understand,no explanation is possible."

Last week, I took my grand children to a restaurant.

My six-year-old grandson asked if he could say grace.



As we bowed our heads he said, "God is good, God is great. Thank you

for the food, and I would even thank you more if Grandpa gets us ice cream for

dessert. And liberty and justice for all!  Amen!"



Along with the laughter…

A man staggered home late after another evening with his drinking buddies.



Shoes in left hand to avoid waking his wife, he tiptoed as quietly as he could toward the stairs leading to their upstairs bedroom, but misjudged the bottom step in the darkened entryway. As he caught himself by grabbing the banister, his body swung around and he landed heavily on his…

A group of bikers was riding into Key West when they saw a girl about to jump off the Cow Key Channel bridge, so they stopped.

The leader, a big burly man, got off his bike and said, "What are you doing?"

"I'm going to commit suicide," she said.

While he did not want to appear insensitive,…

On my way home from work, I stopped at Taco Bell for a quick bite to eat.



I have a $50 bill and a $2 bill. I figure with the $2 bill, I can get something to eat and not have to worry about irritating anyone for trying to break a $50 bill.



Me: 'Hi, I'd like one seven-layer burrito please, to go.' Server: 'That'll be $1.04. Eat in?'

Me: 'No, it's to go.' At…