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The government today announced that it is changing its emblem from an Eagle to a Condom, because it more accurately reflects the government's political stance. A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually being screwed

Thanksgiving is a time for family and friends to gather and break bread together. Not everyone has a family to share a hot cooked meal with, and we all know that times are hard right now. The economists may

think that the recession is over. Maybe it is for them, but for the rest

of us living in the real world…times are hard. Some people…

Riverhead Town's contract with Riverhead Resorts, the company that sought to build a complex bigger than Disneyland on town-owned property in Calverton, is off.

The Riverhead Town Board voted 4-1 to terminate the $155 million agreement Friday morning with Councilman John Dunleavy casting the sole dissenting vote.

Mr. Dunleavy said the $7.5 million Riverhead Resorts has already made in non-refundable payments to the town have helped keep the tax rate down. He also said…

The Goodman’s serve a unique form of pizza. Fresh ingredients, fresh made & cooked in a wood fired oven. Interesting pizzas…like the Arctic Cluck & Triple Bypass. But all you have to do is ask & if

they have what you want, they will make it for you. They even have…