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Three mischievous old Grannies were sitting on a bench outside a nursing home. When an old Grandpa walked by. And one of the old Grandmas yelled out saying, "We bet we can tell exactly how old you are."



The old man said, "There is no way you can guess it, you old fools."



One of the old…

- Your best friends are named after animals.

- Your best shoes have steel toes.

- You have motorcycle parts in the dishwasher.

- Your idea of jewelry is chains and barbwire.

- You can tell what kind of…

There was this loving grandfather who always made a special effort to spend time with his daughter's family on weekends. Every Saturday morning he would take his 7-year-old granddaughter out for a drive in the car for some quality time -- just him and his granddaughter.

 

One particular Saturday, however, he had a bad cold and really didn't feel like…

She Rides by Elle Laudan has been nominated for Best Erotic Read of 2011 and I could use your votes! All you have to do is follow this link... http://critters.org/predpoll/novelerot.shtml 

Once you're there, click on She Rides by Elle Laudan and enter your name and email address You'll have to confirm the email once you have. It's that easy/ I hope you'll…

a US mag called We Rise has published some of my picture, the mag is for those up and coming in music, modelling and life please do have a look and support, think im in the Dec and Jan issue.

Of course i big'd up Ignition nation in my interveiw!

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It is important for men to remember that, as women grow older, it becomes harder for them to maintain the same quality of housekeeping as when they were younger. When you notice this, try not to yell at them. Some are over sensitive, and there's nothing worse than an over sensitive woman.



My name is Ron. Let me relate how I handled the situation with my wife, Carol. When I retired a few years ago,…

I would like to share an experience with you all, about drinking and

driving. As you well know, some of us have been known to have had

brushes with the authorities on our way home from the odd social session over the years.…

A man entered the bus with both of his front pockets full of golf balls and sat down next to a beautiful (you guessed it) blonde. The puzzled blonde kept looking at him and his bulging pockets.



Finally, after many such glances from her, he said, "It's golf balls".



Nevertheless, the blonde continued to look at him for a very long…

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T’was the night before Christmas, and not until Spring, would an engine be running, not even a Wing.

The bikes were all sleeping, they're covered and…

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Miss Beatrice, The church organist, was in her eighties and had never been married. She was admired for her sweetness and kindness to all. One afternoon the pastor came to call on her and she showed him into her quaint sitting room. She invited him to have a seat while she prepared tea. As he sat facing her old Hammond organ, the young minister noticed a cute glass bowl sitting on top of it. The bowl was filled with water, and in the water Floated, of all…

Cletus is passing by Billy Bob's hay barn one day when, through a gap in the door, he sees Billy Bob doing a slow and sensual striptease in front of an old green John Deere.…