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Az. Stretch KNOW YOUR BUGS...

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Added by Az. Stretch on November 6, 2009 at 5:46pm — No Comments

Bubba Gump 1 Offshore Oil Exploration witha catch

Finally - Offshore Oil Exploration gets approved and funded - However ----- You need to read the "rest of the story" ...... This was NOT reported on any of the mainstream news outlets such as ABC, NBC, CBS, CNN or MSNBC. However, it was reported as follows: On 20 August 2009, on a segment of the "Glen Beck Show" on FCN (Fox Cable News) ... the following statement was read: "Today even though President Obama is against offshore drilling for oil for this country. He signed an executive order to… Continue

Added by Bubba Gump 1 on November 2, 2009 at 1:00pm — No Comments

Bubba Gump 1 The Desert Island and Nancy Pelosi

A man was washed up on a beach after a terrible shipwreck. Only a sheep and a sheepdog were washed up with him. After looking around, he realized that they were stranded on a deserted island. After being there awhile, he got into the habit of taking his two animal companions to the beach every evening to watch the sunset. One particular evening, the sky was a fiery red with beautiful cirrus clouds, the breeze was warm and gentle - a perfect night for romance. As they sat there, the sheep start… Continue

Added by Bubba Gump 1 on October 30, 2009 at 7:48am — No Comments

Gil Davis From Body Shop Business magazine...

Parts Manager Netted $548,000 in Online Parts Scam, Police Say 10/29/2009 9:54:21 AM The parts manager of a Toyota dealership is accused of ordering thousands of dollars worth of parts for what he claimed were body shop orders, canceling the orders, then selling the parts on eBay, making over $500,000 in the process. James Norwood, who worked at Old Mill Toyota in Omaha, Neb., was charged with felony theft last week, the World-Herald reported. Norwood’s alleged scheme, which police believe ne… Continue

Added by Gil Davis on October 29, 2009 at 2:20pm — No Comments

Az. Stretch My Favorite Quote...

"In the dive bars of southern Arizona you might encounter an old biker called Stretch who spends his day drinking shots of Rootbeer Schnapps and bottles of Coors Light. At some point he'll start telling stories, one of them will be about his Kid. From the time she was bout 5 you couldn't look around her room without finding little bits and scraps of paper she'd written stories on. He's convinced she'll make a go of it someday, cause she still hasn't stopped writing. That would be my Dad, braggi… Continue

Added by Az. Stretch on October 24, 2009 at 1:28am — No Comments

Gil Davis STRANGE BUT TRUE: Driver Fined After Following Trusty GPS to Cliff

From the "Don't believe everything you hear, and only half of what you see" file... 10/15/2009 9:09:15 AM A man in West Yorkshire, England, put a bit too much trust in his TomTom GPS, faithfully following its directions up a narrow dirt path and to the edge of a cliff. He said he didn’t realize he was in danger until running into a fence, Bizarrenews.org reported. Robert Jones, 43, was driving a BMW 5 Series home from a friend’s house in March and was unsure of the way, so he left it up to th… Continue

Added by Gil Davis on October 15, 2009 at 11:16am — No Comments

Kiwi Indian Motorcycle Co. Engine update

ust to let you know we completed another approx 800 miles on the repro engine 48 Chief. Last Friday I rode to the Las Vegas road run and also took in the auction on Friday afternoon and Saturday morning. I was the only one to ride to the road run but then again it was more like I was the only one stupid e… Continue

Added by Kiwi Indian Motorcycle Co. on October 15, 2009 at 9:31am — No Comments

Kiwi Indian Motorcycle Co. Update on Kiwi Indians New Repro 84" Motor

Update on Kiwi Indians New Repro 84" Motor

Mike Tomas "Just thought I'd let you all know of a few happenings from Kiwi"

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Added by Kiwi Indian Motorcycle Co. on October 15, 2009 at 9:29am — No Comments

Kiwi Indian Motorcycle Co. Kiwi Indian Retro Chief 1930’s

Kiwi Indian Retro Chief 1930’s Published by Cyril Huze October 5th, 2009 in Builders, Customs and Editorial.

Indian motorcycles are alive. As new models produced in Kings Mountain, NC. As restorations in sheds and barns all over the world.

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Added by Kiwi Indian Motorcycle Co. on October 15, 2009 at 9:21am — No Comments

Kiwi Indian Motorcycle Co. 'Arrow Space' Indian Chief Bobber by Kiwi Indian

'Arrow Space' Indian Chief Bobber by Kiwi Indian in Riverside, California Buck Rogers inspired Rocket Bike - Graphics by Monte Moore

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Added by Kiwi Indian Motorcycle Co. on October 15, 2009 at 9:12am — No Comments

Les S. Bureaucracy. (A forwarded email)

Once upon a time the government had a vast scrap yard in the middle of a desert. Congress said, "Someone may steal from it at night." So they created a night watchman position and hired a person for the job. Then Congress said, "How does the watchman do his job without instruction?" So they created a planning department and hired two people, one person to write the instructions, and one person to do time studies. Then Congress said, "How will we know the night watchman is doing the tasks corre… Continue

Added by Les S. on October 13, 2009 at 6:50am — No Comments

Bubba Gump 1 No Christams at the White House this year.

Thought you might be interested in this information from the White House. This isn't a rumor; this is a fact. We have a friend at church who is a very talented artist. For several years she, among many others, has painted ornaments to be hung on the various White House Christmas trees. The WH sends out an invitation to send an ornament and informs the artists of the theme for the year. She got her letter from the WH recently. It said that they would not be called Christmas trees this year. They… Continue

Added by Bubba Gump 1 on October 12, 2009 at 2:12pm — No Comments

Bubba Gump 1 Little Johnny

Little Johnny A teacher in New York asked her 6th grade class how many of them were Obama fans. Not really knowing what an Obama fan is, but wanting to be liked by the teacher, all the kids raised their hands except for Little Johnny. The teacher asked Little Johnny why he has decided to be different. Little Johnny says, 'Because I'm not an Obama fan.' The teacher says, 'Why aren 't you an Obama fan?' Johnny says, 'Because I'm a Republican.' The teacher asks him wh… Continue

Added by Bubba Gump 1 on October 12, 2009 at 2:00pm — No Comments

Az. Stretch The name's just Cecil.....

A cop stops a Harley for traveling faster than the posted speed limit, so he asks the biker his name. 'Cecil,' he replies. 'Cecil what?' the officer asks. 'Just Cecil,' the man responds. The officer is in a good mood and thinks he might just give the biker a break and, write him out a warning instead of a ticket. The officer then presses him for the last name. The man tells him that he used to have a last name but lost it. The officer thinks that he has a nut case on his hands but plays alo… Continue

Added by Az. Stretch on October 11, 2009 at 5:03pm — No Comments

Az. Stretch Talking Dog...

A guy is driving around the back woods of Montana and he sees a sign in front of a broken down shanty-style house: 'Talking Dog For Sale ' He rings the bell and the owner appears and tells him the dog is in the backyard. The guy goes into the backyard and sees a nice looking Labrador retriever sitting there. 'You talk?' he asks. 'Yep,' the Lab replies. After the guy recovers from the shock of hearing a dog talk, he says 'So, what's your story?' The Lab looks up and says, 'Well, I discovered th… Continue

Added by Az. Stretch on October 9, 2009 at 9:10pm — No Comments

Az. Stretch Drafting Guys over 60----

Drafting Guys over 60---- This is funny and obviously written by a former soldier and senior citizen- New Direction for any war: Send Service Vets over 60! I am over 60 and the Armed Forces thinks I'm too old to track down terrorists. You can't be older than 42 to join the military. They've got the whole thing A$$-backwards. Instead of sending 18-year olds off to fight, they ought to take us old guys. You shouldn't be able to join a military unit until you're at least 35. For starters:… Continue

Added by Az. Stretch on October 8, 2009 at 1:40pm — No Comments

Az. Stretch BUBBA AND THE HOOKER...

Bubba was walking home late at night, through the park, and sees a woman in the shadows. "Twenty dollars," she whispers. He's never been with a hooker before, so he figures, "what the hell, it's only twenty bucks.." So they hide in the bushes and are going at it for a minute when all of a sudden a light flashes on them. It's a police officer. "What's going on here people?" asks the officer.. "I'm making love to my wife," Bubba answers indignantly. "Oh, I'm sorry" says the cop. "I didn't know."… Continue

Added by Az. Stretch on October 6, 2009 at 8:21pm — No Comments

Az. Stretch A BIKER IN D.C.

A Harley biker is riding by the zoo in Washington , DC when he sees a little girl leaning into the lion's cage. Suddenly, the lion grabs her by the cuff of her jacket and tries to pull her inside to slaughter her, under the eyes of her screaming parents. The biker jumps off his Harley, runs to the cage and hits the lion square on the nose with a powerful punch. Whimpering from the pain the lion jumps back letting go of the girl, and the biker brings her to her terrified parents, who thank him… Continue

Added by Az. Stretch on October 6, 2009 at 10:06am — No Comments

Warren McGee This says it all...

This says it all...

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Added by Warren McGee on October 5, 2009 at 12:32pm — No Comments

Warren McGee Failure and Stupidity - this is great!!!

These pictures prove that the words 'FAILURE' and 'STUPIDITY' are nothing to fear, but should be embraced and celebrated. Have a look...

Exercise, Lose weight, then go have some pie and ice cream.

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Added by Warren McGee on October 5, 2009 at 12:30pm — 4 Comments

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