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WARNING -- New Scam...

Women

often receive warnings about protecting themselves at the mall and in

dark parking lots, etc. This is the first warning I have seen for men.

I wanted to pass it on in case you haven't heard about it.



A 'heads up' for those men who may be regular customers at Lowe's, Home Depot, Costco, or even…
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Added by Az. Stretch on October 31, 2010 at 12:19pm — No Comments

Two Stories BOTH TRUE...

STORY NUMBER ONE



Many years ago, Al Capone virtually owned

Chicago . Capone wasn't famous for anything heroic. He was

notorious for enmeshing the windy city in everything from bootlegged

booze and prostitution to murder.



Capone had a lawyer nicknamed "Easy… Continue

Added by Az. Stretch on October 30, 2010 at 12:29pm — No Comments

HIGH SCHOOL -- 1957 vs. 2009...

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Added by Az. Stretch on October 29, 2010 at 10:50am — No Comments

The Old Cow...

A limo was speeding down the highway. It was just past dusk. Suddenly, a cow rambled onto the road.The car hit it broadside and came to a stop.



Nancy, in her usual charming manner, said to the chauffeur, "You get out and check. You were driving."



So the chauffeur got out, checked, and reported that the animal was dead but assured her it was an old cow.



"You were driving, so you go and tell the farmer," said Nancy.… Continue

Added by Az. Stretch on October 28, 2010 at 12:07pm — No Comments

Two Lil Boys..

After a hardy rainstorm filled all the potholes in the streets and alleys, a young mother watched her two little boys playing in the puddles through her kitchen window.



The older of the two, a five year old lad, grabbed his sibling by the back of his head and shoved… Continue

Added by Az. Stretch on October 27, 2010 at 12:23pm — No Comments

Free Sex With Fill-up...



A gas station owner in Ann Arbor was trying to increase his sales.

So he…
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Added by Az. Stretch on October 26, 2010 at 12:53pm — No Comments

These are actual billboards in Detroit, Michigan put up by GM.

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Added by Az. Stretch on October 25, 2010 at 1:01pm — No Comments

Son of the Monster Mash 2010

Hey Everybody,

Just got home from the Son of the Monster Mash Show, and all I can say is Wow! What a day. it was bigger this year than I have ever seen it. and on the judging side of it I know I was working my butt off all day. not sure on exact numbers yet but we judged i would say around 400 cars. it was insane. the weather held out for an absolutely beautiful day, and it was a blast.

was anybody there? we would love to get some feed back from all of you.

Added by Amy on October 24, 2010 at 9:51pm — 1 Comment

FIVE RULES FOR MEN TO FOLLOW TO A HAPPY LIFE:

1. It's important to have a woman who helps at home,

cooks from time to time, cleans up, and has a job.



2. It's important to have a woman who can make you

laugh.



3. It's important to have a woman who you can trust,

and doesn't lie to you.



4. It's important to have a woman who is good in bed,

and likes to be with you.



5. It's very, very important that these four women

do not know each… Continue

Added by Az. Stretch on October 24, 2010 at 11:50am — No Comments

The Bartender and the Blond...

A guy orders a beer...…

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Added by Az. Stretch on October 23, 2010 at 11:14am — No Comments

November Issue

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Added by Easyriders Events on October 22, 2010 at 3:07pm — No Comments

All Alone...



Sandy began a job as an elementary school counselor and she was eager to help. One day during recess she noticed a girl standing by herself

on one side of a playing field while the rest of the kids enjoyed a game of soccer at the other.



Sandy approached and asked if she was all right.



The girl said she was.



A little while later, however, Sandy noticed the girl was in the same spot, still by… Continue

Added by Az. Stretch on October 22, 2010 at 12:14pm — No Comments

My New Job as a Wal-Mart Greeter...

So after landing my new job as a Wal-Mart greeter, a good find

for many retirees,

I lasted less than a day...



About two

hours into my first day

on the job a very loud, unattractive,

mean-acting woman walked

into the store with her two kids,

yelling obscenities at them all the

way through the entrance.



I said pleasantly,…

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Added by Az. Stretch on October 21, 2010 at 1:16pm — 2 Comments

TENJOOBERRYMUDS...

In

order to continue getting-by in America (our home land), we all need to

learn the NEW English language! Practice by reading the following

conversation until you are able to understand the term

"TENJOOBERRYMUDS".… Continue

Added by Az. Stretch on October 20, 2010 at 11:52am — No Comments

Having a Bad Day?

Well, then, consider this..............



In a hospital's Intensive Care Unit, patients always died in the same

bed, on Sunday morning, at about 11:00 a.m., regardless of their medical condition.



This puzzled the doctors and some even thought it had something to do with the supernatural. No one could solve the mystery as to why the deaths occurred around 11:00 a.m. on… Continue

Added by Az. Stretch on October 19, 2010 at 11:13am — No Comments

total outrage

to everyone

please sign this and repost, this has seriously affected a family i love, and a man who is the most giving and caring person i know
http://www.ipetitions.com/petition/coverageforlovedones/

Added by Chaos Cycle on October 18, 2010 at 12:57pm — No Comments

Long Lonesome Highway...Michael Parks (Then Came Bronson)

Added by Az. Stretch on October 17, 2010 at 11:50am — No Comments

The Byrds - Ballad Of Easy Rider...

Added by Az. Stretch on October 16, 2010 at 11:02am — No Comments

The Genie...

A man and his wife were playing golf, and she whacked a good one- so

good in fact it flew over the trees and the couple distantly heard a

window smash. Being the honest folk they were, they went and found the

smashed window so they could apologize to the owners and make good.



Inside the house they saw a naked man who called out to them, in

happiness, "Thank you!" Confused, the couple asked why? "I'm a genie.

Your ball… Continue

Added by Az. Stretch on October 15, 2010 at 11:00am — No Comments

October 19 - Sam Adams Oktoberfest Dinner!

Added by Library Cafe on October 14, 2010 at 1:35pm — 1 Comment

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