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November 2011 Blog Posts (17)

50 Years Later...

The wife approaches her husband wearing the exact same sexy little negligee she wore on their wedding night. She looks at her husband and says, “Honey, do you remember this?”

He looks up at her and replies, “Yes dear, I do, you wore that same negligee the night we were married.”

“That’s right.” she replied, “And do you remember what you said…


Added by Az. Stretch on November 30, 2011 at 1:20am — No Comments

He's My Brother...

Two young boys walked into a pharmacy one day, picked out a box of tampons

and proceeded to the checkout counter.

The man at the counter asked the older boy, "Son, how old are…


Added by Az. Stretch on November 28, 2011 at 12:13am — No Comments

Black Friday Specials & Holiday Gift Ideas


TODAY ONLY you can purchase an Ecopy of Iron Horse Rider Special Edition at HALF PRICE! Reg $7.99  Now $4.00 

Use Code  …


Added by Adelle Laudan on November 25, 2011 at 10:06am — No Comments

Jasper and the Unbaked Yeast Rolls...

Those of you who have/had animals will probably appreciate it more. It is a story that is hilarious in itself and the person that wrote it is a good writer and made the story even better.  Enjoy...

We have a fox terrier by the name of Jasper. He came to us in the summer…


Added by Az. Stretch on November 23, 2011 at 9:06pm — No Comments

Doctor's Diagnosis...

A young woman goes to her doctor's office, afraid of the strange development on the inside of her thighs .... a green spot on the inside of each. "They won't wash off, they won't scrape off and they seem to be getting worse."

The doctor assures her he'll get to the bottom of the problem, and tells her not to worry until the tests come…


Added by Az. Stretch on November 20, 2011 at 11:22am — No Comments

A New American Christmas tradition!!

As the holidays approach, the giant Asian factories are kicking into high gear to provide Americans with monstrous piles of cheaply produced goods -- merchandise that has been produced at the expense of American labor.




Added by Richard Feldman on November 18, 2011 at 10:26am — No Comments


After three weeks in the Garden of Eden, God came to visit Eve.

'So, how is everything going ?' inquired God.

'It is all so beautiful, God,' she replied. 'The sunrises and sunsets are breathtaking, the smells, the sights, everything is wonderful, but I have just one problem..It's these breasts you have given me. The middle one pushes the…


Added by Az. Stretch on November 18, 2011 at 1:44am — No Comments

$10,000 Bar Challenge

A man walks into a bar, notices a very large jar on the counter, and sees that it’s filled to the brim with $10 bills. He guesses there must be at least ten thousand dollars in it.

He approaches the bartender and asks,... 

“What’s with the money in the jar?”

“Well…, you pay $10, and if you pass three tests, you get all the money in the jar and the keys to a brand new Ferrari.”

The man certainly isn’t going to pass this up,…


Added by Richard Feldman on November 17, 2011 at 5:34pm — No Comments


A man came home from work one day and saw his new girlfreind sitting at the kichten table all frustrated and asked her what's wrong.She replied I can't put this damn Tiger puzzle together and he replied;Put the frosted flakes back in the box!


Added by Larry L. Eidell on November 17, 2011 at 12:08pm — No Comments

George and Harriet...

George and Harriet decided to celebrate their 50th Wedding Anniversary with a trip to Las Vegas. When they entered the hotel/casino and registered, a sweet young woman dressed in a very short skirt became very friendly. George brushed her off.

Harriet objected, "George, that young woman was nice, and you were so…


Added by Az. Stretch on November 16, 2011 at 1:04am — No Comments


 A successful rancher died and left everything to his devoted wife.  …


Added by Az. Stretch on November 15, 2011 at 1:23am — 1 Comment

Cocktail party conversation!

A woman arrived at a party and while scanning the guests, spotted an attractive man standing alone.

She approached him, smiled and said, "Hello. My name is Carmen."

"That's a beautiful name," he replied. "Is it a family name?"

"No," she replied. As a matter of fact I…


Added by Az. Stretch on November 13, 2011 at 3:02am — 1 Comment

Happy Remembrance/Veteran's Day


Happy Remembrance…


Added by Adelle Laudan on November 11, 2011 at 8:00pm — No Comments

No one believes seniors . . .

An elderly couple…


Added by Az. Stretch on November 7, 2011 at 8:07pm — No Comments

Updates and Holidays

So I had a pretty good run with my last competitions of the year.  Two 3rd place finishes and a 5th place showing at the WBFF New England Championship.  That last show was by far the hardest show I have ever competed in and to have made it into the top 5 is a great accomplishment for me.  There were so many beautiful girls and it was such a fun and exciting show to be a part of.  You can check out the top 5 video for my class (Bikini Diva Short) by going here…


Added by Sarah Brockner on November 7, 2011 at 3:11pm — 1 Comment


Dump the male flight attendants. No one wanted them in the first place.

Replace all the female flight attendants with good-looking strippers! What the hell, they don't even serve food anymore, so what's the loss?

The strippers would at least triple the alcohol sales and get a 'party atmosphere' going in the cabin. And, of…

Added by Az. Stretch on November 2, 2011 at 10:41pm — No Comments


To avoid it... …


Added by Az. Stretch on November 1, 2011 at 3:59am — No Comments

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