In honor of Manuary, Long Islanders can win a trip to Las Vegas to hang with Roger & JP for the Big Game! Let us know why Roger & JP should pick YOU. Enter here!
Added by Roger And JP on December 30, 2009 at 7:12pm —
31 Days of Revelry Returns! No Women Allowed! The 10 Big Ones Calendar! Steak Night! The Great Ted Hunt! Ice-Fishing! We want you to add to the debauchery!
Added by Roger And JP on December 30, 2009 at 7:10pm —
A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink and while he's drinking, the monkey starts jumping all over the place. The monkey grabs some olives off the bar and eats them, then grabs some sliced limes and eats them,then jumps up on the pool table, grabs the cue ball, sticks it in his mouth and swallows it whole.
The bartender screams at the guy, "Did you see what your monkey just did?" The guy says, "No, what?" "He just ate the cue ball off my pool table - whole!"… Continue
Added by Az. Stretch on December 30, 2009 at 6:47pm —
Added by graffiti knights car club on December 29, 2009 at 11:28pm —
ABOUT THE WRITER
Dave Barry is a Pulitzer Prize-winning humor columnist for the Miami Herald.
I called my friend Andy Sable, a gastroenterologist, to make an appointment for a colonoscopy.
A few days later, in his office, Andy showed me a color diagram of the colon, a lengthy organ that appears to go all over the place, at one point passing briefly through Minneapolis.
Then Andy explained the colonoscopy procedure to… Continue
Added by Az. Stretch on December 29, 2009 at 2:18pm —
Thanks for visiting our page here at Ignition Nation everyone. Lot's of great stuff in the Feb issue of Easyriders. Check it out along with our other great publications at http://www.easyriders.com/
Added by Easyriders Events on December 28, 2009 at 10:00am —
I guess that this can be considered the second in hopefully a long string of hydrocarbon-emitting, relative-content weblogs for me on the IgnitionNation site, and having said that, I hope that there is some value in some of this for someone.
Since the timing is right, and somewhat off topic for now, with us being in the middle of the 2009 holiday season, I wanted to reflect on a few things that I think we all can and should consider, and not lightly—the… Continue
Added by Gil Davis on December 27, 2009 at 12:02pm —
Added by graffiti knights car club on December 23, 2009 at 2:25pm —
Today’s Top Custom Bike Builders
50 years, 50 bikes
by Howard Kelly
with photography by Michael Lichter (An Ignition Nation member)
$40 (hardcover), 224 pages, 225 color photos
Reviewed by Kenzo
This impressive coffee-table book was financed by S&S Cycle to celebrate their 50th anniversary, but such creative marketing surely merits recognition.… Continue
Added by Tom Curran on December 23, 2009 at 8:46am —
Motorcycle Dream Garages
Stables for Steel Horses
by Lee Klancher
Every motorcyclist has a dream garage, with a list of favorite bikes and a special space in which to park them that doesn’t take second place to family or four-wheel transportation. The dream garage might have every tool needed to repair, restore or custom build any motorcycle in existence. It could have showcases and wall spaces for rare… Continue
Added by Tom Curran on December 22, 2009 at 9:28pm —
If Santa Answered His Mail Honestly.....
I wud like a kool toy space ranjur fer Xmas. I'v ben a gud boy
all yeer. Yer Friend, Billy
Nice spelling. You're on your way to a career in lawncare. How about I send you a book so you can learn to read and spell? I'm giving your older brother the space ranger. At least HE can spell. Santa
I have been a good… Continue
Added by Az. Stretch on December 22, 2009 at 9:02pm —
I hope you are having a great day! I've been prepping for my show this Saturday night in Montreal, Canada at Circus Afterhours! And for my New Years Eve gig in NYC on a Yacht...should be a fun, and different experience for me!
Today I was sent a review of my new single, "Can't Say No". Here's the link to it if you would like to check it out for yourself :)…
Added by Lisa Pure on December 22, 2009 at 7:45pm —
I am not here to date, to hook up, to talk on the phone, to cyber, or anything along that line. I am here because my Dad is on the site and I wanted to follow his blog. I may do some posting of my own, and wander the site a bit... but I am just here to be here.
May be open for chatting, conversation, but thats it. Online friends, nothing more.
Just wanted to get that out up front and save some people the trouble of making themselves look foolish.
Added by Shanon Smith on December 22, 2009 at 2:04am —
1.) I'll swallow it all . . . I love the taste.
2.) Are you sure you've had enough to drink? Can I get you another beer?
3.) I'm bored. Let's shave my pussy!
4.) Oh come on, what do ya say we get a good porno movie, a case of beer, a few joints, and …..have my friend Tammy over for a threesome.
5.) God..if I don't get to blow you soon, I swear I'm gonna bust!
6.) I know it's a lot tighter back there but would you please try… Continue
Added by LA Woman on December 21, 2009 at 6:26pm —
Powered by a Rolls Royce-Allison gas turbine engine, the Turbine SUPERBIKE™ has demonstrated over 320-hp and 425-ft/lbs of torque on the Dyne Jet 200 and has been clocked at a record breaking 227-mph.
Representing the latest in engineering technology, the bike features carbon fiber fairings, a tubular aluminum frame containing the bike's transmission fluids and reserve tank, a rear-mounted camera with LCD color display, SmartStart™… Continue
Added by Ivy on December 21, 2009 at 6:14pm —
Iron Horse Hotel
Hip hostelry caters to bikers and business travelers
Milwaukee—The summer of 2008 featured a couple of big, highly-publicized events in Milwaukee for Harley-Davidson enthusiasts. First was the opening of the Harley-Davidson Museum in July, and then the MoCo’s 105th anniversary bash in August. A third event took place during that time, as well—the opening… Continue
Added by LA Woman on December 21, 2009 at 4:52pm —
Social Security 2009
2010 is an election year for 1/3 of the senate and 1/2 of the house of representatives. It would be nice if congress got the message; the voting taxpayers are in charge now.
Social Security 2009
LET US SHOW OUR LEADERS IN WASHINGTON "PEOPLE POWER" AND THE POWER OF THE INTERNET. PLEASE FORWARD TO ALL OF YOUR FRIENDS.
IT DOESN'T MATTER IF YOU ARE REPUBLICAN OR DEMOCRAT!
KEEP IT GOING!!!!
Propose this in 2009: START A BILL TO PLACE ALL POLITICIANS… Continue
Added by Az. Stretch on December 21, 2009 at 2:20pm —
To My Democratic Friends:
Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasion and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or… Continue
Added by Az. Stretch on December 21, 2009 at 2:00pm —
As many of you know, or even have experienced if you live on the East Coast, the blizzard of ’09 was a record setting event, especially for those of us here on Long Island, NY. I heard that it was the worst snow event ever in the recorded history of Long Island, with the official number coming in at 27.5 inches. The former record of 23 inches in February 1978 was the last standing record. (So much for global warming, Mr. Gore. Maybe time to think about giving back that… Continue
Added by Gil Davis on December 21, 2009 at 11:29am —
These pictures were taken by one of the the road crew at Cloudbreak , Arizona last week.
It took a total of 5 hours for the Snake to finish off the Goanna. (Sand Monitor)
As you can see, they put some signage up so it couldn't be run over.…
Added by Az. Stretch on December 19, 2009 at 2:21pm —