A rookie police officer pulled over a biker for speeding and had the following exchange:
Officer: May I see your driver's license?
Biker: I don't have one, I had it suspended when I got my 5th DUI.
Officer: May I see the vehicle registration?
Biker: It's not my bike, I stole it.
Officer: This motorcycle is stolen?
Biker: That's right, but come to think of it, I think I saw the registration in the tool bag when I was putting my gun in there.
Officer: There's a gun in the tool bag?
Biker: Yes sir, that's where I put it after I shot and killed the dude who owns this bike and stuffed his dope in the saddle bags. "
Officer: There's drugs in the saddle bags too?
Biker: Yes sir.
Hearing this the rookie officer immediately called his captain. The biker was quickly surrounded by police and the captain approached the biker to handle the tense situation. Captain: Sir, can I see your license?
Biker: Sure, here it is, it's valid.
Captain: Who's motorcycle is this?
Biker: It's mine, here's the registration.
Captain: Could you slowly open your tool bag so I can see if there's a gun in it?
Biker: Yes sir, but there's no gun in it. Sure enough, the tool bag was empty.
Captain: Would you mind opening your saddle bags? I was told you said there's drugs in them. Biker:: No problem. The saddle bags were opened, no drugs present.
Captain: I don't understand it. The officer who stopped you said that you told him you didn't have a license, you stole this bike, had a gun in the tool bag and there were drugs in the saddle bags.
Biker: Yeah, I'll bet he told you I was speeding, too.