So the world is supposed to be ending today?
That's sad. I never found out who let the dogs out,
the way to get to Sesame Street,
why Dora doesn't just use Google maps,
why we don't ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery",
why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed,
why "abbreviated" is such a long word,
why lemon juice is made with artificial flavor yet dish-washing liquid is made with real lemons,
why they sterilize the needle for lethal injections
and why do you have to "put your two cents in" but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?
Why did Joanie love Chachi?
Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?
Does the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star have the same tune?
And just what is Victoria's secret?
You see, the world just has to keep going. I have too many questions......